What do you make a comeback to someone that says Dont rape me?

Question: like if you say someone is gay or stupid (like a burn or insult)

Answer: can't rape the willing

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Why does Whoopi Goldberg not have eyebrows!?!?!?

Answer: She is surprised at nothing so she doesn't need 'em.

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Twice now my wife has turned on her mobile phone and has just fell to the floor like fainting.?

Question: Has this happen to any other person?

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Does anyone else who saw "Yes Man" with their parents think that it was awkward?

Question: I saw it with my parents and brother and everything was was SOOO awkward. I thought that the movie was hilarious, but my laughter was constricted by the awkwardness.

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Is it illegal to walk around naked in your house with the blinds open?

Additional details: I love being naked, i think i'm a nudist, i have a small wiener too, well its small when its flacid... i like to think its evolution because it gets as small as possible when not in use and then when its ready.... BAM average length penis

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What should I do with my childrens dungeon?

Question: My kids spend so much time down here in the dungeon. lol How do you think I can lighten it up and make it more comfortable for them?

Answer: It needs carpet....and bright accessories since everything is black white or silver. I kind of like the look of the unfinished ceiling though. Just add some plants that don't require much light, and plenty of colorful bright accessories and wall hangings. Or paint the walls a cheery color like pale green or blue.

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Im gonna punch my computer in the face!?

Answer: you go girl.....

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