What is the most funniest thing you have heard in your life? 10 points!?

Q: This is one of the most funnest things I heard, GUYS..... MY SECOND TOE IS DOING WEIRD THINGS!" This girl said it at camp it was so funny! :-)

A: MY MOMS FRIENDS WAS AT A POOL PARTY AND HER SON POOPED IN THE POOL AND EVERYONE AT THE PARTY GOT E-COLI. I KNOW, IT SOUNDS MEAN, BUT THEY ALL LIVED AND ARE OKAY..AND I THINK IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WOULD BE SOOOO EMBARRASSED TO BE THAT FAMILY!

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